What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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