Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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