I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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