BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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