You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
