Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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