She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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