I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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