i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
