I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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