two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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