I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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