So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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