i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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