Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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