he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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