Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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