After last night, I could never be a politician.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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