Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Nobody cheats on THIS.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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