Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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