I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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