Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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