You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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