is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's official drugs can't kill me
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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