Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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