I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
tell me about the fingering
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