someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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