omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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