Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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