and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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