Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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