I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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