Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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