i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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