I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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