I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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