I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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