5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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