i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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