he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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