I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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