You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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