he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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