we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
