I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
