why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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