Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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