apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
