we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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