...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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