Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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